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7 Reasons Why I Was Never A Player

I’m writing this post as a response to not being able to get a date after being in the dating market for quite some time ;)

The following are 7 reasons why I was never a Player.

1. Swagger

I don’t have swagger when it comes to behaving properly on the first date. I’ll sweat, my lips get dry and my palm gets wet when I am seated at the same table talking to a girl that I find attractive. Attractive means witty, beautiful face and gastronomically adventurous.

2. Sex pub

Most players will have a ‘sex pub’. It is a a nice, romantic spot where they will always take girls because it creates an ambience that makes girls amenable to the idea of sex.

As for me, I usually take girls to a mamak restaurant for a first date. And I’ll make sure we both stuff ourselves till we feel bloated and unsexy.

And therefore we will not be able to have sex later. Abstinence is the best policy-kan?

3. Availability

I’m always available for the girl I like. Weekends? I’ll skip teh tarik with the boys to look after her sick kitten.

4. Player paraphernalia.

Flashy car? Nope. I don’t even own or know how to drive a car. The girls have to come and pick me up if they want to date me. Yes, I really don’t own a car.

Expensive watch? I couldn’t remember when was the last time I had a watch.

Silk sheets? I don’t even remember when was the last time I changed my 200 thread cotton bedsheet. I bet you can see some stains under UV lights on the bedsheet.

5. Friends

I have mostly male friends and my female friends, they mostly want to be my ‘friends’ only :-(

6. Phone

Unlike the established player who has more than one phone, I really have only one phone. And it’s a Blackberry Curve 8520, the cheapest of all model.

But wait, using a smartphone and riding motorcycle to work?

That makes me a glorified Mat Rempit KL-kan?

7. Denying being a Player.

I’m just a regular guy who denies being a Player. So I surely am not one, am I ?

Postscript – To any girl who might be reading this, I am a relationship material guy. I can give you my ex-girlfriend’s number for a testimonial.

Postpostscript – And you might think I’m being facetious with this posting, but I am really looking forward to know you better.

{ 4 comments… add one }

  • Support KC….we are on the same boat…
    no.3′s the best! haha

  • Ahmad Fadli (KC)

    Thanks bro :-)

  • Monica

    Not washing your bedsheets, that’s just gross. Being a minimalist doesn’t mean you have to be disgusting!

  • Ahmad Fadli (KC)

    Hahaha…c’mon Monica..you know I can’t be serious about that…

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