Ruminations on Life, Dating and Sex

1. The first lie two persons tell each other on the first morning after they had sex on a first date:

Girl: I’ve never done this with any other guy before.
Boy: I must be a very special guy then.

2. If you treat relationships like jobs, you will never be single. You are either in between relationships, or in one.

3. Sometimes you have a question in your head which needs answering but you don’t know who to turn to for the answer. Ironically, if you work hard enough, you will get the answer, from an unexpected resource.

4. Shah Alam and TTDI is like a typical Malay girl next door. Sweet, inviting and charming. Yet, at times can be very confusing.

5. Girls with even a little bit of Javanese blood tend to have very nice smiles (meaning: a beautiful set of teeth). Case in point: Datuk Noraini Ahmad.

And 9 out of 10 Kelantanese girls tend to over rate their intelligence.

Fashion-wise, they are two seasons behind.